I Not Sophisticated

Am I the only one who can't relate to this baby-vegetable size-analogy?

Your baby weighs 6 1/3 pounds and measures a bit over 19 inches, head to
heel (like a stalk of Swiss chard).

Come on, Babycenter.com, get off your high horse.

***UPDATE: She is now LEEK sized. Should be perfect for a subtle yet pungeant broth for a light summer supper...